Update from Wilkesboro

Laura and I had a great time at Animal Kingdom. I was impressed with how well Disney can handle, move, feed, and extract large amounts of cash from hordes of tourists. I think I enjoyed our night time boat ride from Port Orleans to Downtown Disney the most. Although lunch at the Yak and Yeti Bar and Grill was good too. Mainly I just like to say the name: the Yak and Yeti. The Irish Pub wasn't bad either. It had Guinness on tap, a step dancer, Irish singers, and cheese and beer soap from heaven.

We saw lots of animals, but as I explain on Not Mayberry they are working animals with a strict idea of working hours - which is why the safari ride stops at 5 pm, no matter what. The animals of the savanna are already walking off the job and heading home.

We also saw a 3-D movie "It's tough to live a Bug's life" complete with stinkbug effluvia, wasps, and something big running under our seats. We were also going to go to the Dinosaur Ride which was supposed to be terrifying but just as we got to the doors ... they closed it down.

So now I am ready to let Disney Inc take over the town planning of Boone.